Do you remember my Late Night Bullet Posts Re: Harry Potter? It’s okay if you don’t, I try to forget them sometimes myself. However, I spent this past month writing more of them. A lot more. And so tonight I present to you, collected in segments for your ease and convenience, over 50k words of Late Night Bullet Posts.

this document is saved as “this is actually the worst plan” and is 70 ten point pages
procede with caution

• A Comparison of Outlines
  Word Count: 1.200
  On a Scale from  ”Moderately Okay” to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: It’s all downhill from here
• The Beginning
  Word Count: 3.000
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: If I Scare You Early Perhaps You Will Go Away Sooner
• Year One 
  Word Count: 7.500
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates:  ”Am Not!” “Are Too!” 
• Year Two
  Word Count: 4.900
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: sometimes I like Walburga and then I realize I am doing it wrong 
• Year Three
  Word Count: 4.200
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: sometimes I don’t know what they’re talking about either
• Year Four
  Word Count: 3.550
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: In which I discuss motorbikes  
• Year Five
  Word Count: 7.800
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: does Sherlock count as “derailing”?
• Year Six 
  Word Count: 4.00
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: remember how hbp was really just an excuse to ship everything? I’m just saying this isn’t unprecedented. 
• Year Seven 
  Word Count: 3.300
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: more matter andmore art, if you would
• The War
  Word Count: 5.200
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: You are more than what you have become.
• That Thing of Which We Do Not Speak
  Word Count: 1.800
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: The Actual Worst
• Joy You Have Totally Lost It and Need Some Kind of Detox Programme Or Something Deer Lord: A Musical Collection
• That Time I Just Liveblogged PoA and Used It For My Wordcount 
  Word Count: 1.500
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs”: Shame Is a Concept I’m Not Quite Clear On 
• Bonus: That One Time I Just Kind of Stuck Draco in the Middle of Tully Family Dynamics
  Word Count: 270
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs”:  It was three in the morning and I was drunk-tired
• The Ever-Evolving Lupin Essay 
  Word Count: 400
  On a Scale from “Moderately Okay”  to “Expel Your Eyeballs” This Rates: I write one of these every month and this was no exception