My name’s Elizabeth Joy Held; you can call me what you like. Most people call me Joy, sometimes Liz and never Beth, but then again I spent three years of high school with a guy who called me Hope, so really, call me what you like.

 I am:

• a nearly adult human of the asexual & cislady type
• working two minimum wage/part time jobs (as the antichrist and Queen of Dairy)
• starting collage (kind of)
• the objective worst at tagging for spoilers

This is a fandom blog in the morning and text post blog in the evenings, but the fandoms are largely seasonal and none of the text posts are tagged (well, tagged properly). I do, however, have fandom tags, should you need to blacklist those: 

**note: character tags are new and a sort of in-transition thing, so please pardon all dust.

• Avatar: The Last Airbender: water earth fire air
  Sokka: the meat and sarcasm guy | Zuko blawg | Yue my loverrr | Azula fire princess of my heart | all for the sake of a cabbage man
  you rise with the moon; I rise with the sun | I’m sorry it had to end this way, brother | take a bite out of the silver sandwitch
  The Legend of Kora: earth fire air water
• Doctor Who: all of space and time (4); doctor who (2); doctor who (1); doctor who
  the Doctor: a sad man with a box | Rose Tyler: I am the Bad Wolf | Martha Jones: second to none| the Master: say my name; “Get out of the way” is Time Lord for “I love you” | Amy Pond: it’s time to stop waiting | Rory Williams: Rory my love
• Fincher himself: Fincher is my God; Fincher you beautiful bitch
• Game of Thrones: the monsters win (3); you win or you die (2); asoiaf
  Baratheon: Baratheon family reunions sound like a blast | Stannis: it is mine by rights | Renley: fair Summer’s king  || Grayjoy: Theon: it rhymes with Meek || Lannisters: golden hands and golden shrouds | Tywin: I’d like to punch Tywin in the dick | Cersei: and what of my wrath | Jamie: Goldenhand the Just | Joff: Joffrey is truly a little shit  | Tommen: the kitten of Lannister || Starks: the North is hard and full of terrors | Ned: Ned has no tag | Cat: of grief and dust; Lady Stoneheart | Robb: king in the North | Jon: Jon ”You Know Nothing” Snow; Jon ”I Know Where to Put It” Snow | Sansa: Sansa my little bird | Arya: Arya Stark will kill you while you sleep | Bran: bb Bran muffin | Ritkon: the North forgot | wolves:  wolves x screentime otp || Targaryen: Danny: Mother of Dragons || Tyrell: the Rainbow Gaurd: not exactly subtle | Loras: by word or by deed | Margaery: the Golden Rose || und auch:  Melisandre:  red and terrible and red | Varis: let the spiders spin their webs | Littlefinger: Petyr is the sharpened knife in the back of my life | Sandor: sing for your life | Hodor: hodor hodor hodor | Brienne: a true Knight | Osha: I would climb the wall to see Osha again
• Harry Potter: Potter post (2); this is a harry potter post | help me hold my pureblood feels; Purebloods: a History
• The Hunger Games: may the odds be ever in your favour | we could have had it alllllllll; if it weren’t for your limiting narrative structuuuuuuuuuure  
  Katniss: a syringe against the Capital | Peeta: if only you could frost someone to death | Gale:  Gale’s story is best when 3* from Katniss’ | Madge: Team Madge what up | Effie: coal doesn’t turn to pearls | Cinna: I’m not allowed to bet |  Seneca: behind the beard | Snow: imagine how much gum you’d have to chew to constantly smell like peppermint 
• Sherlock sad men in great clothes (2); sherlock
  Sherlock Holmes: the most human human being | John Watson: he’s got them all fooled | Jim Moriarty: the greatest trick the devil played | Sebastian Moran: this is tiger country | Irene Adler: the woman who beat you | Molly Hooper: Molly is the greatest human |Ms Hudson:  England would fall | Sally Donnivan: Sally can eat a bowl of dicks if she wants to 
  Moriarty x Moran: something must always burn | Sherlock x John: on starlight and crime scenes | Sherlock x Moriarty: it always did upset Mummy so 

I ship

• subtext/angst
• me/bullet points

For more re:me see: about me; gpoy